I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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