Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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