The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Yo dont text me then not text me
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
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and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
can u get pink eye on your cock?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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