they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.