come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
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Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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