There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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