Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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