the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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