She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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