The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
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I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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