i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
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They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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