she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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