Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
3pm strippers are depressing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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