he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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