Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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