I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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