I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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