Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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