At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
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The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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