Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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