Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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