Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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