I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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