I love black thongs
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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