I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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