He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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