so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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