You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
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I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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