just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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