everyone is single if you try hard enough
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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