just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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