i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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