I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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