I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
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Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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