doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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