you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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