I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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