i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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