Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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