Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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