is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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