oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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