oh god the rape fog is back!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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