we're blogging at a bar
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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