someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Randomize
