I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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