i think my mom watched the whole time
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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