google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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