All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
