dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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