I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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