Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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