Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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