What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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