this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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